It’s that time of year again – No, not Christmas… Shark Week.

Seven fear stricken days staring the large blood thirsty thrashers of our coastal waters, known as sharks. Or even worse; a tornado + Tara Reid + sharks = a dismal made-for-tv movie that will leave you asking, ‘WHY?’

I have a hard time with forced festive celebrations, so this year I am celebrating ‘Pool Shark Week.’ With that being said: BREAK!